martinis and mischief

sirderpington:

thealphapigeon:

witchdumpling:

this seat is taken

please do not sit on birb

Do not sit upon the prince

occupado.

vinegod:

🐷🐷🐷 by pretzelthepig

carlymotherfuckinghaytack:

4gifs:

Seals are just aquatic dogs. [video]

this makes me happy

carlymotherfuckinghaytack:

4gifs:

Seals are just aquatic dogs. [video]

this makes me happy

kitty tries to wake his friend (x)

dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

lucid-dancing:

the face of parenthood

lucid-dancing:

the face of parenthood

gingerhaze:

GOTG COMICS

no actual spoilers probably don’t worry

gradschoolswag:

chenyanqing:

Motivation!

Goals.

gradschoolswag:

chenyanqing:

Motivation!

Goals.