martinis and mischief

tempurafriedhappiness:

Kayla enjoying Peach Creek in New Caney, TX

nonormynolife:

Requested by acaryllover

coltre:

I covered my cat in flowers

coltre:

I covered my cat in flowers

tatianalasagna:

geejayeff:
fangirlyness:

#i want natalie in a 40’s mob film#where she plays the loyal wife of a top gangster#until we find out in the end that she’s the head of the entire organisation#and her husband had no idea#and she’s forced to kill him#before riding into the sunset with her second in command#the daughter of her husband’s best friend (who she also killed)#i would like to watch this movie i just made up in my head
Who taught me to suck in my stomach,
or my cheeks?
Who told me to stand with my legs apart
and my hips thrust back
to create the illusion of a gap
between my thighs?
Who made me believe that the most beautiful part of me
is my negative space?
this is painful (via thinsquids)
master-of-sorcere:

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life

master-of-sorcere:

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life

"Who is this?" "The good-looking guy in the sunglasses at your ten o’clock."

mitchlions:

here-in-the-room:

huffingtonpost:

IKEA ADVERTISES ADOPTABLE DOGS IN STORES, BECAUSE EVERY HOME NEEDS A RESCUE PUP

The idea to display the pets inside the store started in Singapore as a collaboration between Ikea and two animal shelters, according to Business Insider. Together they formed the project Home for Hope.

Watch the full video and also learn which state in the United States will be adopting pet displays in their Ikea stores here. 

this actually broke my heart a little bit and i cried what has the internet done to me wait no i just FUCKING LOVE DOGS SO MUCH

I am so proud of you, Singapore.


NO HUMAN
DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

NO HUMAN

DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

lokiloo:

scifigrl47:

pinstripesuit:

tehnakki:

CLINT IS SITTING ON THE BACK OF THE COUCH WITH HIS FEET ON THE SEAT. THIS FUCKING HOODLUM

everything is making me cry

Clint is sitting on the back of the couch with his foot on the cushions, Steve’s smiling like he knows this room is full of idiots and he’s okay with it, Rhodey’s off to the side with a drink in a full suit clearly wondering what the hell Tony’s managed to do this time, and Mjolnir is on the damn coffee table in the middle of party wreckage of half consumed drinks.
Dear god, Avengers family bonding. 8)

DEAR GOD IT’S EVERYTHING I’VE WANTED

lokiloo:

scifigrl47:

pinstripesuit:

tehnakki:

CLINT IS SITTING ON THE BACK OF THE COUCH WITH HIS FEET ON THE SEAT. THIS FUCKING HOODLUM

everything is making me cry

Clint is sitting on the back of the couch with his foot on the cushions, Steve’s smiling like he knows this room is full of idiots and he’s okay with it, Rhodey’s off to the side with a drink in a full suit clearly wondering what the hell Tony’s managed to do this time, and Mjolnir is on the damn coffee table in the middle of party wreckage of half consumed drinks.

Dear god, Avengers family bonding. 8)

DEAR GOD IT’S EVERYTHING I’VE WANTED